My grammy is visiting right now. I love her to pieces, and she's a fiesty octagenarian who loves Jayhawks and spoils my kids rotten. Sadly, she's starting to have some...eh...shall we say "moments not of this world." She's still got her wits about her, but some of the things she says are completely random and at times, utterly hilarious.
And so, I give you...Shit My Grandma Says.
Me: These kids are driving me nuts today.
Grandma: Peanuts? I love peanuts. I could go put in my teeth and we could have some...
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Grandma: Sloane looks just like you Linny, except she's missing your fiery attitude...
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Grandma: I need to go back to school. I'm losing my memory. Maybe I could take a KU class while I'm here.
Me: Grandma, classes already started...and why do you want to go back to school? Just enjoy the rest of your life.
Grandma: My mind is going, and I need to find someone to catch up to it.
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Grandma: I need my hair colored. I'm tired of the gray.
Me: OK gran, what color are you thinking?
Grandma: Oh, maybe a blonde color...think they could do that? I want to look younger.
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Grandma: Did you know Lady Gaga wore a meat dress to some award show?
Me: You know who Lady Gaga is?
Grandma: I saw her on Headline News. What in the hell is wrong in her head? A meat dress? They'd have killed her for wasting food like that when I was a kid.
I love her. Bring her over here right now and wind her up so she says funny things to me.
ReplyDeleteGranny is hilarious! Love her to pieces!
ReplyDeleteThe last one is my FAV! I can't wait to be an old lady :)
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