Once upon a time, there was a very smelly mommy who needed to take a shower. Earlier in the day, mommy had an Oh-My-God moment on the scale and decided to throw out the remaining Halloween cupcakes to protect herself and her ass from more calories. She buried the cupcakes deep in the garbage can so as to not tempt herself with dumpster desserts.
While mommy was in the shower for a whopping 4 minutes, her two scheming children realized they had a supervision free moment and seized the opportunity. Since the boy child has a mind like a steel trap, he remembers that mommy threw cupcakes away this morning. "That mommy, she's crazy like a thyroid. I'm going to get those perfectly tasty cupcakes." Girl child chimed in "I want to help!"
So off they went, to dig through the garbage can. They paid no mind to the fact that mommy had just laboriously scrubbed and detailed her kitchen and dining room. Piles of garbage were strewn all about the freshly mopped floors, in search of sugary goodness. At last they found the cupcakes. They both dug in to them, smearing orange frosting all over their faces and hands. Girl child thought the orange color would be a perfect accent to mommy's newly painted kitchen walls. A glorious time was had by the 2 scheming chidren, for the entire time mommy was showering, and thinking of all the hard work she'd done today, and how great it would be to relax.
Then mommy discovered her scheming children, and there were time outs, Clorox wipes, and a busy afternoon for all. And a Xanax for mommy.
The End.
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