Thursday, April 28, 2011

Today's Theme: Leaks, Laundry, and Lowered Expectations.

I love themes. I love themed dinner parties, birthdays, and really any sort of themed event.  Today's theme? Not so much.

Right now it is 2:32pm. I have cleaned up:
-Nail polish, head to toe, on a 2 year old girl. Cherry red, too. Nice.
-Nail polish, again with the Cherry red, on berber carpet, an end table, and the wall.
-Two dog accidents. The dogs? They are now in a crate, and lucky to be alive.
-A 4 year old boy accident. It required a bath and a pair of scissors. I will let you use your imagination.
-A 2 year old leaky diaper, which required an outfit change in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

The living things in my house are setting the bar high today, I tell ya.  Can't wait to see what the husband and the cat can bring to the party. *shudder*

1 comment:

  1. When hubby gets home it should be 'wine o'clock'. And we might have a dog or two go missing...